Arthritis song!

Now, it's time for Arthritis Songs! Here's a little ditty that joint sufferers may recognize. I started singing this after I realized I was starting to sound like the swedish chef from the muppets whenever I got out of the recliner. lmao

Sung to the tune of Neil Sedaka's song "Breaking up is hard to do"

Don't take your help away from me
Don't you leave my life in misery
If you go, then I'll be black and blue
'cause getting up is hard to do

Remember when you held me tight
And my joints put up such a fight
Think of all that we've been through
Getting up is hard to do.

They say that getting up is hard to do
Now I know, I know that its true
Don't say I'll fall on my end
Instead of getting up I wish I were sitting down again