Breaking news! A new epidemic is hitting the state today. A vivacious young woman in Parker started yawning this morning and has not stopped. The yawning appears to be contagious and soon spread to people around her. Soon, the entire office where the woman works was yawning. The epidemic did not stop there. Many traffic accidents kept the police busy today as drivers who kept yawning, rear ended other cars or ran stop lights.
We were unable to reach the Center of Disease Control, nor anybody in the original office for comment due to the amount ~yawn~ of yawwwwwwwwning...More news ~yawn~ as it becomes ~ available.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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